Monday, January 28, 2008

The Onion Reports Romney's Presidential Prospects Plummet

Depressed Candidate Runs Attack Ad About Self

Depressed Candidate

WASHINGTON—"Is this who you want running your country?” asks the damaging spot. "Someone who can't even run a simple microwave without crying?"

According to MSNBC chief political analyst Barbara Schleisser, Romney's self-directed smear campaign is likely to hurt the Republican candidate's chances.

"In today's well-informed society, attack ads rarely work and often do more damage to the person running them than his or her target," Schleisser said. "Then again, you can only hear someone call himself a worthless sack of shit so many times before you start believing it."

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