I could understand her getting my name wrong. If I had a dollar for everytime people have called my Guenter, I could retire. But, to find out this heartwarming letter had also been sent to Julia, as posted at her wonderful blog 3 For 365, well, that broke my heart.
Hi, Guenter
I believe that you are my soul mate and I am even more confident that you
are kind, bright, well-behaved person with wonderful manners and polite
sense of humor. Indeed I am a wise lady and I will not stand living with a
fool or a cry-baby. I know that I am worth thousands of women; my
intelligence is far more advanced than it is of an average lady my age; my
sexuality is million times stronger than it is of a young, inexperienced
girls. I am worth a fortune and I am happy for you, because from now on you
can write to me at [private: I'll never reveal] and we will learn each
other better. You will never regret that you've finally met me!
Waiting for your mail
Roana S.
2 comments:
If we all had a dollar for everytime people have called us Guenter, we'd all have $5 or less.
At first I thought it was a serious piece, but then I thought why would he be jealous if this bi-case was sending love letters to women as well as men? Didn't make sense - unless you were poking fun at the stupidity of someone who calls you by the wrong name and tries to convince you that they are super-lover - so you will "bite" on their phishing attempt.
Good thing your name is Gunter or Guen - you may have been convinced. LOL
And you didn't reply?
She seems like quite the catch Uncle Guenter
-Princess
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